OK, here's one I haven't seen on the list yet . . .
 
Scooter doesn't DIG in the carpet.  Oh, no.  That would be way too much
like a normal ferret.  He has, on the other hand, started CHEWING on the
hall carpet at every opportunity.
 
Where he is in the hall doesn't matter; he'll just park wherever he feels
like it and gnaw away on the rug.  ARrgh.
 
The other weird thing is that he's losing weight.  He's eating normally,
pooping normally, and seems happier than I've seen him in months.  I'm
only a bit puzzleed because I would think he'd be gaining right now, not
losing.  Of course, if he ever once does something I expect I'll probably
have a heart attack.  *sigh*
 
Chris and
Scooter (wait, Dad, I've almost killed the vicious rug!)
Bellingham, WA
 
        I am Ferret of Borg
                The Litterbox is Irrelevant
                        Bitter Apple is Irrelevant
                                Your Socks Will Be Assimilated
[Posted in FML issue 1357]