HI EVERYONE!
 
        HOPEFULLY BY NOW, MY FRIEND ANNE HAS JOINED THE FML, SO I HOPE I'M
SAYING HI.  HI!
 
        RASCAL AND JONI (ANNE'S FERRET) LOOK INCREDIBLY ALIKE, AND SEEM TO
LIKE EACH OTHER.  THEY LOOK ALIKE PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FROM MARSHALL
FARMS, AND ALTHOUGH THERE IS A FOUR-YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE, THEY DON'T SEEM TO DO
THE WHOLE "GOTTA-KILL-THE-INTRUDER" (DO YOU THINK THEY DO, ANNE?) BIT.  RASCAL
EVEN LET JONI SLEEP HER HAMMOCK WITH HER!
 
        WELL, BY THE TIME YOU'RE READING THIS, WE'LL BE TAKING AN ENGLISH
FINAL, SO WISH US LUCK!
 
CARINNE & RASCAL ("Hey, it's not *MY* fault if I miss the litter pan!
      *YOU'RE* the one who should move it behind my fat, royal butt!")
 
        P.S.  THIS IS TO EVERYONE WHO WROTE TO ME ABOUT THE FERRET SHOW: I'M
SORRY IF I DIDN'T REPLY TO SOME OF YOUR E-MAILS, BUT EVERY E-MAIL THAT CAME IN
FOR THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS LOOKED SOMETHING TO THE EXTENT OF THIS:
 
  TOHAWEOTY*BRHSAIKUR0Q352)*&%#@hjhLDSJSOGSGWUEY0W0W4632*JY7tF6AHG8jTG8, etc.
 
         . . . IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  SORRY!
[Posted in FML issue 1202]