Bob: Your idea for getting people to share their terms of endearment for
their ferrets is great!  So here the most popular nicknames for our ferrets:
 
-fuzz-weiner (as a more accurate form of "fuzz-ball")
-gweenie (short for linguine)
-snuggle-muffin
-mongol (because they hoard)
-ruckus-tuckus
 
You know, after writing this, I realize I shouldn't be surprised that my
fuzzies don't come when I call them - they so rarely get called by their
proper names!
 
Chris and Vanessa,
Mina & Josette ("just wait 'til us ferrets compile a list of what we call
you humans....")
[Posted in FML issue 1382]