To the beer-drinking ferret family -
 
Ferrets love beer (or anything that goes in a
glass, but particularly beer), but it is really bad
for them.  Try giving your ferret the bottlecap after
drying it - it still smells like beer, so a
ferret-nose is happy and they can convince themselves
they have something good, but it doesn;t have the
negative effects of the fluid itself.  And watch your
glass at all times....
 
- Mason
[Posted in FML issue 1147]