Squirt's Opinions on Vacuum Cleaners:
 
        "Shouldn't there be some kind of warning light on that thing before
         it start's up?"
        "How do I get inside?"
        "How does it work?"
        "Do you need a license for one of these things?  Can I have one?"
        "These tubes look promising!"
 
Pippi's Opinions on Vacuum Cleaners:
 
        "Shouldn't there be some kind of warning light on that thing before
         it start's up?"
        "How do I kill it?"
        "This looks like a good place to bite it!"
        "Hold still!  Stop trying to buck me off!"
        "How do I get inside?"
 
Our Opinions on Squirt and Pippi Around the Vacuum Cleaner:
 
        "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
 
-- Mike and Kim (keepers of the ferret-sucker-upper-beast)
   Squirt - "Oh, look, a wind tunnel!"
   Pippi  - "Yahoo!  Bronco riding time again!"
 
Michael C. Burkard        |              _     Dancing Dookers
Xerox, Rochester, NY USA  |       _____C .._.  Delightfully Digging!
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My opinions only.         | <____/\_---\_\     Frenzied Frollick!
[Posted in FML issue 1114]