a fwd:
 
= You forgot a demand that my ferret Lady just pointed out to me:
=
=       It shall be the right of any ferret to seek safe haven up the
= trouser leg of any person standing still. This haven shall become an
= embassy of the Ferret Union and the owner of said trouser leg shall
= not attempt to remove the ferret. Violators will be dealt with in
= the most effective means possible (ferret urine stains down the trouser
= leg are a common response.
=
=                                       In Love With My Lady,
=                                               John Glindeman
[Posted in FML issue 1144]