Some of y'all are talking about big ferrets; now HERE'S a big ferret.
The woman I'm dating (Hi Deb, if you're reading the list now) has a male
named Boris who is probably 7 pounds.  I base this on the fact that he's
at least twice Scooter's (my problematic little sable) size, and Scooter
weighs in at 3-3.5 pounds depending on the season.
 
Let me put it to you this way: Boris is so big that when Scooter wants to
bully him, he climbs onto Boris's hindquarters and crawls ALONG him until
he gets to the neck, like running along the top of a train in a B-movie
Western.  If Boris just realized he could crush Scooter like a bug with a
little effort . . .
 
Chris and Scooter
the Ferretjacking Sable
Bellingham, WA
 
        I am Ferret of Borg
                The Litterbox is Irrelevant
                        Bitter Apple is Irrelevant
                                Your Socks Will Be Assimilated
[Posted in FML issue 1238]