Norm,
You sound like such a wonderful guy! Espie told me all about you and
how you helped her capture the world's biggest raisin! You're a very brave
ferret!
I don't know what marriage is. I've never even been on a date. Do you
want to go steady? It would be lots of fun climbing on counters with you!
Lucky Charminator Fan of Arnold Schwarzenferret
[Posted in FML issue 1307]