Squirt's Opinions on Vacuum Cleaners:
"Shouldn't there be some kind of warning light on that thing before
it start's up?"
"How do I get inside?"
"How does it work?"
"Do you need a license for one of these things? Can I have one?"
"These tubes look promising!"
Pippi's Opinions on Vacuum Cleaners:
"Shouldn't there be some kind of warning light on that thing before
it start's up?"
"How do I kill it?"
"This looks like a good place to bite it!"
"Hold still! Stop trying to buck me off!"
"How do I get inside?"
Our Opinions on Squirt and Pippi Around the Vacuum Cleaner:
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
-- Mike and Kim (keepers of the ferret-sucker-upper-beast)
Squirt - "Oh, look, a wind tunnel!"
Pippi - "Yahoo! Bronco riding time again!"
Michael C. Burkard | _ Dancing Dookers
Xerox, Rochester, NY USA | _____C .._. Delightfully Digging!
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[Posted in FML issue 1114]