Happiness is......   (not necessarily in order of importance!!!!!)
 
     Linatone!
     Dirt!
     Going outside!!!!!!!
     Sleeping  (but NOT in the CAGE!!)
     Sleeping in new places.....   bathroom sink, silverware drawer,etc...
     Stealing grapes out of the fridge!!!
     Licking Mom's feet after her shower!!!
     Dive bombing Mom's feet when she's walking!!!!!
     Pooping in new & exciting places!!!!!
     Burying ourselves in pinestraw!!!!
     Dragging the kitten around!!!!
     Tunneling through the laundry on the floor!
     Digging in the couch!!!
     Making that nice hole in the laundry basket MUCH bigger!!!!
     Eating chicken baby food!!!
     Racing Mom out the front door when she's leaving for work!!!
     Running through the dryer hose over & over & over & over & ......
     BITING TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     Licking up the leftover water in the dishwasher!!!!!
     Falling off the bed or couch while wardancing!!!
(boing,boing,boing,BOP,boing,..)
     Getting the crackers out of the cabinet!
     Hiding cookies, crackers, potato chips,  wrist weights, milk jugs, shoes,
     clothes, jewelry, books, ....
     Digging through visitors' bags & purses!!!!
     Beating the &#*@^$ out of each other!!!!
     AND.....                 LUCKY CHARMS!!!!
 
Sincerely,
Harold & Scooter
[Posted in FML issue 1242]