we _are_ loquacious, today...
I forget where I heard this, but put whatever treat (peanut butter,
Ferrettone, etc...) on your ferrets tummy, and he'll be so busy
contemplating his navel that your could cut, file & do a french
manicure....well, maybe not the manicure...
 
Elfyr & the Finn ( the polish isn't so bad, but that remover! Jeez!!!)
[Posted in FML issue 1237]