Keep picking cucumbers or Father gets sore (Kingdom, phylum, class,
 
> order, family, genus, species).
 
 
Oh, you mean "King Philip came over for good spaghetti." :)
 
 
Or King Philip Chases Old Fat Girl Scouts.  My students prefer
this last one for some reason.  I think they like anything
offensive!  Since I teach High School biology, I got a million
of these.
 
D.E.  Brea CA
PS:  I got that last one from a student, so no hate mail please!
[Posted in FML issue 1105]