FERRET-SEARCH@LISTSERV.FERRETMAILINGLIST.ORG
|
|
Date: |
Tue, 28 Mar 1995 13:34:47 -0600 |
Subject: |
|
From: |
|
Parts/Attachments: |
|
|
HelLO, TheiS Is ElRIc, I am An AlBInO FERrreT, AND i hAVE TO hUMANS, A mOM
AND A GIRl, jOlEEN, SHE liEKS TO HuG mE AND CarRy ME AROUnd. i DoN'T miNd.
i DoNT LIKE bAThS, nO MORE bAThS. REALLy NOW. SWImmING iS FUN, BUt NOT bEING
DRIeD AND CombED AND aLLA THaT.
i liKE RASiNS AND TREats...i WOULD lIKE TO EAT oNE OF THE GErBILS
sOMETiMES, BUT i KNOW THaT THEY ARE pets, i JUST lOOK AT THEm.
i liKE TO wATCH CARTOOns EVEN tHOUGH THEY ARE haRD TO SEE FroME THE
coUCH... wOLVERINE mUST BE A RElATIVE oF OURS.
tHE oTHER DAY, i WENT WITH tHE FOod lADY TO THE mAILBOX, THE oLD
GUYS WERE HAngiNG AROUND waITInG FOR THE maIL. oNE THOUGHT i WAS A -CAT- CAN
yOU BEliVE tHAT. tHE oTHER TOLD HIM tHAT i AM A FERRET, AND THAT i'M A GOOD
mOUSER. (hAVEN'T HAD THE ChANCE, I WANT TO CHase THE CHIPMUNKS iN THE yARD.)
i THINK thE uNION SHOuld GET us A ChANCE TO chaSE THInGS IN THE yARd....
hE ASKEd fOOD lADY IF i hUNTED raBBITS WITH hER... CAN yOU BELIve THAT..
eXPECTING fERRETS TO worK!
TreASURE HiNt: pUT OnE SOCK iN ONE TRovE AND ThE oTHEr IN AnOTHER
tROVE....
eLRiC...
[Posted in FML issue 1148]
|
|
|