To all:
 
Tell me they don't attack cars.  Please.  Tell Fitch not to, anyway.  (Hope
he's OK)
 
To BIG, re:
 
<can you please stop sending me tons of ferret [@#$] every day! i joined the
<mailing list cos i thought it might be amusing and vaguely informative but
<i didn't realise you were so ridiculously serious. so if you could remove me
<from the mailing list, it would be much appreciated.
<happy ferreting in the future
 
  *I* thought it was kind of funny.  "Ridiculously serious" is ferrets in a
nutshell.
 
To Ms. Turner:
 
  You're pretty funny too.  I'm sure she meant the sofa.
  As to whom or who the chopping off of legs applies -- a subject or obect is
a difficult thing to keep track of, isn't it?  I love it too.  It is a pain
though -- the English language, that is.
[Posted in FML issue 1138]