This doesn't have anything to do with ferrets, but you were all looking
for abbreviations...  So here's a text file I found:
 
AAMOF        As A Matter Of Fact
ADN          Any Day Now
AFAIK        As Far As I Know
AMF          Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ATSL         Along The Same Line
AS           On Another Subject
AWGTHTGTTA?  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
BBS          Bulletin Board System
BCNU         Be seeing you ....
BNF          Big Name Fan
BTW          By The Way
CU           See You
CUL          See You Later
CYA          Cover Your A**
CUL8R        See You Later...
DIIK         Damned If I Know
FITB         Fill In The Blank....
FUBAR        Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FWIW         For What Its Worth
FYI          For Your Information
GD&R         Grinning, Ducking & Running
GROK         As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. From Heinlin)
GIWIST       Gee I Wish I'd Said That
HHTYAY       Happy Holidays to You and Yours
IANAL        I Am Not A Lawyer
IC           I See
IITYWISWYBMA If I Tell You what It Says, Will You Buy Me A
IMCO         In My Considered Opinion
IMHO         In My Humble or Honest Opinion
IMNSHO       In My Not So Humble Opinion
IOW          In Other Words
ISBAB        I Should have Bought A Book
ITSFWI       If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
JSNM         Just Stark Naked Magic
KHYF         Know How You Feel
L8R          Later...
LAB&TYD      Life's A Bitch & Then You Die.
LOL          Laughing Out Loud
LTNT         Long Time, No Type
NBFD         No Big F***ing Deal
NTYMI        Now That You Mention It
OFTPATHIRIO  Oh F*** This Place And The Horse It Rode In On!
OIC          Oh, I See...
OTOH         On The Other Hand
PITA         Pain In The A**
POV          Point Of View
PPTSPAHS     Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce...
ROTF         Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL        Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO     Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
SNAFU        Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SOW          Speaking Of Which
RSN          Real Soon Now
RTFM         Read The Fine/something Manual
SYSOP        System Operator
TANJ         There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL    There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TFTHAOT      Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time...
TPTB         The Powers That Be
TOBAL        There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG         This Oughta Be Good
TTBOMK       To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN         Ta Ta For Now
TTUL         Talk To You Later
YGLT         You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW       You Know You're A Redneck When...
WYSIWYG      What You See Is What You Get
 
 
                                            Christian Miller
                                            Big Mill
 
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[Posted in FML issue 0616]