OK, apologies if this is two off colour, but,
 
Both my SO and I have pierced nipples.  We let our two fuzzies runa round
all the time.  Well, the other night, we were, um, playing, in bed, and
out of the sky like the devil himself comes Sasha, defender of the trash
can, defeater of the dreaded vacuum cleaner.
 
And he decides that my SO is hurting me, grab's her nipple ring and
starts trying to drag her off to his hidey hole.
 
And boy, he didn't want to let go...
 
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
 
I love these little weasels.
[Posted in FML issue 1106]