My ferret Tappioca and her visting sister Velveta were much
happier before all this hupla in our home state.  Gone are the
days when I could walk them in goldengate park unmolested.  They
now face higher danger when attending unerground shows and sharing
food with me A at cafes.  Tappioca use to be regularly smuggled into
bars etc..  Now the general public including my relitives think these
sweethearts attack children.  If they had not been in the news soooo
much lately people would not have paid them much heed.  Gerbills are also i
also illigal here among other things.  You can't even have a pet
rooster in Davis City limits.
        Velveta's owner shaved stripes on her and has dyed her with
plum manic panic vegitable dye.  She looks incredible but myself
and my household worries about the health consequences of her
punkish  attire.
 
[Posted in FML issue 0808]