I found this on Usenet in alt.folklore.urban.  I thought I'd share it
with you.  It is intact, except for a few line breaks for LONG lines,
and the cute-quote was removed from the signature.  lenny.
 
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> From: [log in to unmask] (Stephen M. Webb)
> Subject: Re: things with teeth where the sun don't shine
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> Organization: Teleride Sage Ltd.
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> Date: Thu, 20 Jan 1994 14:51:34 GMT
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> In article <[log in to unmask]>
          [log in to unmask] (Eric A. Schwartz) writes:
> >
> >The government of New Zealand attempted to establish feral ferret colonies
> >and failed, since the ferrets could not survive in the wild for long, even
> >with human assistance.
> >
>
> Ah, the feeble foible of a failed feral ferret colony.  Perhaps they weren't
> fecund or furry enough?  Fascinating.
>
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