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> Subject: Take 'em down, COWBOY!!
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> (1) HOP UNTIL DIZZY
> (2) IF YOU CAN'T LICK 'EM, JOIN 'EM
OPPS the deleat button is faster than the eye.
> (4) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK HYPOTHESIS
> (5) THE RUG HYPOTHESIS
> (6) THE DRINK HYPOTHESIS
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> The Ferrets line areas where the cows walk with full cups of
> assorted beverages. As the cows walk by, the Ferrets spill all the
> beverages, the cow slips, and is eaten.
> (7) Hypnosis
> (8) SOCK HYPOTHESIS II
> (9) ROLLING TOY HYPOTHESIS
> (10) BECAUSE IT'S THERE
> D.E. Brea, CA
Loved all those cow killing techniques, but number 6 is by far the
hardest. It would take a very strong willed alpha male to prevent the others
from knocking over the cups before the intended bovine came within reach.
In fact I belive there would be a ferret coup(sp) and the alpha male would
be banished to a sockless island off the coast of California. :)
Hope all of you have a safe and happy holiday season.
Brad, Sebastian, Mako, and Bambie.
P.S. How many ferrets does it take to knock down and eat a cow?
Only a true Californian ferret knows. :)
[Posted in FML issue 1051]
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