(to the tune of the Addam's Family Theme)

They're creepy and their spooky...Hysterical and Kooky
They're altogether Dooky...the Weasel Family

Their house is an Assylum...it's surely hard to deny 'em
You can't hate 'em if you try 'em...The Weasel Family

                      (Neat)
                     (Sweet)
                     (Petite)

So yawn and get your fangs on...New York we're gonna get our scoot on

The Ferret Family...

by Brad Long

(he would like to credit the Late Night Writers for the inspiration for
this rendition.

[Posted in FML 8145]