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It's true. Be VERY careful around ferrets because they will dig through
your bu*t hole and burrow into your rectum. And you will die. Swear it.
I saw it on 1000 Ways To Die on TV. And those are true stories, dotcha
know. Yes, if ferret is hungry and smells even a little blood from an
internal bleeding hemoroid, it will dig through your bu*t hole and eat
through your rectum. And you will die. So, please be careful. Do not
go "Legging". And please only wear tight underwear and pants around
ferrets. Men, no more walking around the living room in loose boxers
okay?? I've thrown away a whole drawer full of my husbands tight
underwear because he has worn holes through them. I want his bu*t hole
intact. Women, please wear your underwear with dresses, no thongs. You
wont look sexy with a missing bu*t hole. Don't take any chances. I
didnt' want to loose any friends to bu*t hole eating ferrets.

Thank you,
Wolfy, who still has her bu*t hole
Ps, This is all in jest. That tv show is really saying that this
actually happened to someone however. Which isn't so funny ...

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