I happen to know there really IS an Easter Ferret, I wrote about him
a few years ago (I hope you don't mind reading his poem again!)

The Easter Ferret

The Easter bunny's very cute while munching on a carrot,
but I've seen something cuter still, and that's the Easter Ferret!

Instead of hiding Easter eggs for you to come and find them,
The Easter Ferret steals your things with nothing left behind him!

He doesn't hide your Easter eggs, no his stash's even greater,
Your watch, your socks, your prized cell phone, to his whim he does
cater.

The Easter bunny comes but once in every single year,
But Easter Ferret's always close to hide what you hold dear.

So if you see him be aware, he's very, very smart,
When you aren't watching oh so close, he'll steal away your heart!

Spyron
4-19-11

[Posted in FML 7751]