Note: This list was adapted from another list that was written for dogs
by someone named Stan Rawlinson, and the original can be found here:
http://www.doglistener.co.uk/humour/commandments.shtml

10 RESPONSIBLE FERRET OWNERSHIP RULES

1) My life is likely to last 5-8 years. Any separation from you will
   be painful.
2) Give me time to understand what you want of me and time for me to
   learn it. I want to please you.
3) Please make my home a safe one for ferrets. We don't always know 
   what is best for us, but you do.
4) Don't be angry with me for long. And don't lock me up as punishment.
   You have your work, your friends, your entertainment... I HAVE ONLY
   YOU.
5) Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your
   voice when it's speaking to me.
6) Beware that however you treat me, I'LL NEVER forget it.
7) Please take the time to stimulate my mind and body in a way that you
   know a ferret needs and will enjoy.
8) Before you scold me for being bad or uncooperative, ask yourself if
   something might be bothering me. Perhaps I am not getting the right
   food, I'm sick, or my body may be getting old and weak
9) Take care of me when I get old. I depend on you for everything.
10) Stay with me on that last and most difficult journey. Never say, "I
   can't bear to watch it" or, "let it happen in my absence" Your love
   will be most tested in the end.

Remember, I LOVE YOU!

[This article was written by (c)Stan Rawlinson (The Original
Doglistener). A professional full time Dog Behaviourist and Obedience
Trainer. You can visit his website at www.doglistener.co.uk for more
articles and training information.]

Jeff
In Loving Memory of Neo, Trinity, Morphy, Dozer, Possum, Pip, Pop, Sabrina, 
Minnie Mouse, Hunny, Misty, Frodo, Baggins, and Mr. Parker
Caring for Luna, Baby Girl, Boomer, and Zoomer

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