My county has announced a new Dook Tax to fund the Dook Patrol
officers. The tax will be $15.85 per quarter but if you go over the
dook limit as published in the county laws you will be taxed at a per
Dook rate which will far exceed the quarterly tax. Ferret shelters
will be taxed a flat $35.63 per quarter regardless of their total
limit number of Dooks.

This is not to be confused with the Kook Tax, that is reserved for
politicians.

Aarrow-Ranch Aviation
J. Gordon Bengtson CEO
CI-ASMEL
*** Virginia is for Power Out Lovers. ***

[Posted in FML 7584]