Joe - you have 6 ferrets, right? Do you have a vet?

If yes - then stop e-mailing and take your ferret to the vet. Simple
as that.

If no - then stop e-mailing, find a vet ASAP (like NOW) and take your
ferret to the vet.

He's probably dehydrated, starving, and in pain. Go. Now. Stop reading
now and go. Go go go.

What? It's too late? Well get a vet NOW so next time there won't be a
too late.

Oh - and don't get any more ferrets until you know what happened to
this one and/or you get a vet.

Shall I repeat myself? Vet vet vet. There you have it. Welcome to the
FML.

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