Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

WALKING WITH A FERRET IN MY PANTS

Hear my cries are you listnin'?
Oh my tears, they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail but to no avail,.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

Gone away is the old skin,
here to stay is the NU-SKIN.
I'll heal up strong as we form a bond.
Walkin with a ferret in my pants!

To my knee that fuzzy ferret's climbing,
but to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my knee now,
but slides again while scratching up my hide!

Later on by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what they've done,
Oh heck it was fun!!
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

S.Pyron 11/23/07

Hide not amongst the shadows of grief,
but frolick openly in the meadow of memories.

[Posted in FML 6899]