Rhys & Frost's Christmas Tips to Humans:

-- Santa hats make great sleep sacks.

-- If the Santa hat ends up being my favorite sleep sack, it had better
still be in my cage/room after December, or ELSE! This also applies
to other holiday-themed cage accessories. Conversely, you might just
reconsider replacing my favorite sleep accessories with holiday-themed
ones, or we might be discussing that "or ELSE".

-- Tinsel dangling from a toy fishing pole adds excitement to playtime.
It is shiny and waves back and forth; get the picture?

-- If you intend for me to voluntarily wear the cute ferret-sized
holiday sweater and hat, then you should have started explaining that
to me back in August.

-- Save the boxes that your Christmas presents come in for me!

-- If you expect me to stay still long enough to have my picture taken
for the Christmas cards, don't get your hopes up! This is why shelters
sell Christmas cards with ferret artwork on the front.

-- Wrapping paper is the best present EVER! Crackling paper unfailingly
produces dooking.

- Lori in Ohio

[Posted in FML 6548]