Somebody once told me
Ferts  were kinda funny
So I had to see for myse-elf

But if I knew before
What they had in store
I'd have thought it through some more

Hey now, it's my fert now
He's in my drawers
Hey now it's my fert now
Latched on my toe-oh
Hey now, it's my fert now
Stealin' the remote

All that glitters is theirs
Only stuff they don't claim
belongs to you-ooo

From the slightly Used fert gang
and Mommy Cindy

[Posted in FML 6914]