Ferret Xmas Carol -- sung to the tune of Dashing Through The Snow...

Dashing through the house, my four ferrets do play, oh damn there goes
the wrapping paper it just ran away! Dart just grabbed the bows -- and
down the stairs she went, my husband started chasing them, til he was
really spent, This xmas wrapping job -- its really not quite fun, if
they don't stop stealing stuff I'll shoot em with water gun! MoJo stole
the tape, and Tim is in full chase, Isolde just ran under foot and he
fell on his face!

I was just warned real hard, the ferrets got to go -- and so I picked
them all up and threw them in the snow! In the snow they played, with
wrapping paper, tape -- with purple bows all over them, they look just
like a grape! In the house we came, to warm our little feet -- "Oh Look
there is the Christmas tree with presents there to eat!!!

[Posted in FML 6557]