Alexandra--

Where did you get this Caff-Pow monstie from? [The term "monstie" was
coined for Rocky; it means half monster, half sweetie.] In the case of
Caff-Pow, who seems to be half feline, you may have to come up with
another term: Catster? Ferline? or maybe just Cat-Pow instead of
Caff-Pow!

I'm sorry but I must side with Caff-Pow on this one. He gets the
award for the "most-adorable-big-ferret-who-always-wants-to-jump-on-a-
lap-like-a-kitty." Hey, that could be his native American name--"jumps
on lap like kitty." I wish mine would do that. He must really love you.

The poop story on the other hand was truly disgusting. You win the
award for the "worst ferret-poop story" I've ever heard (though ferrets
pooping inside the couch comes pretty close). That would make me mad
at him for quite awhile. There'd be a lot of name calling (e.g.,
"worse-than-useless-weasel"), less treats, yelling "you monster" at
the appropriate moment, etc. I think the moral of the story is to
always use a clear tube because you never know what those
ferret-monster-weasels might be doing in there! And they are masters
of torturing us with their poop.

Dooks,
Shron, Klondike & Minky

[Posted in FML 6461]