<http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-weird-ferret-in-pants-20091029,0,2305309.story>

JACKSONVILLE BEACH (AP) -- Police say a homeless man stole a live
ferret by stuffing it in his pants.... [deleted text available at
above link]

A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was
bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's
face.

-- 
Robert Gibson

[Posted in FML 6501]