Good God. Nothing like an underage ferret devouring something not
ferret-friendly under a sofa. Ya just gotta wonder if his little
hiney-hole burned like crazy for awhile.
Or if he has more stashed somewhere, when you will realize when you get
a whiff of something "fowl". I'll bet he was scooting his butt from one
end of the house to the other after he marked his corners. A frosty
beer might actually help his flaming rear. Plus numb his Ring Of Fire.
That DOES take nads. He probably was hinting at a visit to eat at
HOOTERS.
Good luck!
Marlene b.
RFRL
[Posted in FML 6361]