Dear Shron-

Oh, kitty (Caff-Pow) does not want to jump into my lap when I am
*seated* in the bathroom for affection. It's that he wants to dig
through me to get into the toilet, which he views as some sort of spa
for ferrets. I am forever scrubbing little black toe prints from my
toilet bowl. I try to keep the lid down, but he is an opportunist.

The tubes (dissssgusting) are tossed off to the side of my back yard
and they still smell disssgusting. My house smells lovely. Except right
here next to the litter pan.

I thank you for your awards, none the less. If Kanye West is thinking
about messing with me over them...Well, I will thwap him with my roll
of Scotts.

Alexandra in MA

[Posted in FML 6462]