Cindy and the gang at Hiland Ferrets wrote:
>Oh my gosh!! Wolfy, is it possible that we really can blame this on
>Renee?? I had expected a huge snow storm when she arrived but....
>uh....well...come to think of it...this winter has been rather odd.
>We have had some snow storms, and colder than normal temps for this
>time of year...and then there was the rain....and umm...well now the
>volcano! Perhaps the Oracle and the Ferret Charmer could work some
>of their magic on her...to... well you know...help her?

To which I reply:
Hello! I am the one freezing here! And, I have my subzero boots,
subzero coat and now my goggles and N95 mask to prepare for the
impending volcanic eruption. I have YET to see the northern lights!
Can you arrange for them to make an appearance? So, until you can
get me some of the perks of this white wonderland, I refuse to accept
responsibility for the natural occurrences - even if I did tell them
in my interview that I like extreme weather!

Oh, by the way, I did get my dog handler training for the Iditarod
this weekend. That means I get to run through downtown Anchorage for
8 blocks beside a sled dog team as they start off for Nome. Then, the
next day I get to do it again in Wasilla at the official start of the
race.

As for the Oracle - magic? Bwahahaha! lol She would need nothing less
that the assistance of the Crandal. Waddles are required here, my
friend. Nothing less with do. But, uh, hey, why not come join us at the
next ferret club meeting? Visit us online at forgetmenotferrets.com.

Renee Downs
"Eventually we will realize that if we destroy the ecosystem we
 destroy ourselves." Jonas Salk
"The most effective way to do it, is to do it." Amelia Earhart
It's amazing how much can be accomplished if nobody cares who
gets the credit!
Ferret Emergency Response, Rescue & Evacuation Team (F.E.R.R.E.T.)
http://www.ferretemergency.org

[Posted in FML 6239]