Seven ferrets come running in carrying musical instruments. There's
one extra large sable boy, two small dark sable girls, one medium
sable boy, one silver boy with a black button nose, one cinnamon girl
and one silver girl with a chocolate foot. They climb up on a stage
conveniently placed behind them. The smallest dark sable starts the
count.

Miss Hiss- One, two, three, four.

All- Here we come, dookin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.

Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets
And people say we ferret it out.
But we're too busy singing
To bite anybody's toe.

We go wherever we want to, 
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless, 
There's always something new.

Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets
And people say we ferret it out.
But we're too busy singing
To bite anybody's toe.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us dance and play,
We're the furry mustelids,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be dooking there

Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets
And people say we ferret it out.
But we're too busy singing
To bite anybody's toe.

(break) They all act like they're really playing their instruments.

Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets
And people say we ferret it out.
But we're too busy singing
To bite anybody's toe, well, sometimes.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us dance and play,
We're the furry mustelids,
And we've got something to say.

Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets
Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets

Kiki, of the chocolate foot, runs over to a hanging golden rope. She
leaps up and sinks in her teeth and pulls it down.

Miss Hiss- Gravity works.

A huge sign with sparkly purple letters unrolls.

All seven ferrets- Ooooo, sparkly.

On the sign is a message reading "Happy Birthday Wolfy!"

All- Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets,
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.


With wicked ferret grins, all seven go dancing and dooking off stage
left.

With apologies to Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart.

Sandy and the Dook City Gang
Rainbow Crew; Chelsea, Valentine, Jasmine, Tasha, Boris, Taz, Sugar,
Honey, Popov and Katie

[Posted in FML 6258]