I admit that I sing to all of my ferrets, deaf or not, and I completely
make up new songs to sing to each one with their name in it. I once
asked my ferret sitter to do that while I was away. I was even willing
to teach her the words...

She looked at me like I had lost my mind and said no. :-)

[KQ]
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be
ruled by evil men."-Plato

[Posted in FML 6474]