Remember thy present, and steal it oft.

Beware of humans carrying gifts, for thou may be stepped upon, or
booted into the new year.

Remember thy human already has a tree topper, and thou mayest end up
in time out.

Beware of humans with stick on bows, for thou art a good target.

Remember small humans with new toys, and steal what thy wilt, but
knowest that they move quickly.

Beware of thy humans punch bowl, for the next day thou shalt feel
awful.

Remember thy human and kiss up oft, for the treats flow freely at
Christmas.

Beware of Christmas lights, for thou wilt light up too.

Beware the Christmas tree branch, for it bites back.

Keep all these in mind o ferrets, and you will see the new year..


Sandy and the Dook City Gang
Rainbow Crew; Chelsea, Valentine, Jasmine, Tasha, Boris, Taz, Sugar,
Honey, Popov and Katie

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