Here's A Little Fiscal Help for the Cage Cleaning Lady and also for
Shelters Needing Funds:

Edward Lipinski saves poop of the ferret variety. Why? Cause he sells
it to folks who need it, like real estate agents, farmers, and folks
with undesired rats and mice.

Five dollars will get you five gallons of fresh/dried ferret feces,
bagged in plastic and a contained in a five gallon plastic, sealed
bucket.

Pick up any time, in person, following phone appointment, when you
supply a fresh, clean plastic, bucket with lid to seal bucket and with
carrying handle.

Have letter of appreciation from customer who wanted to sell his house.
He had a rat infestation in the lower level ivy around the house
foundation. He bought a five gallon bucket of fresh feces at $5.00
and shortly thereafter sold his house, rat-free. Can you do any less?
Advertise locally and reap the rewards for your ferret shelter.

Also have developed methodology for ridding mice in attics and
scrambling moles over to neighbor's property without using the ferret
poop itself. Works most of the time it's tried. Brochure available @
cost of handling & postage.

Edward Lipinski, concocter of LUMPS.

*My apology to General Yamashita, who was hanged 1946 by General
MacArthur.

[Posted in FML 6166]