This Questionarre Is For Ferrets Only!
A Hooman Can Help!
But, The Answers Must Come From The Ferret!

(1) What Is Your:
(A) Name?
(B) Sex?
(C) Age?

(2) Do You Have A Favorite: (If Yes, What Or Who)
(A) Hooman?
(B) Food?
(C) Treat?
(D) Toy?
(E) Blanket?
(F) Hammock?
(G) Sleep Sack?
(H) Bed?
(I) Pet?
(J) Other?

(3) Do You Steal And/Or Stash Hooman: (If Yes, What)
(A) Clothing?
(B) Food?
(C) Treats?
(D) Bank Card?
(E) Check Book?
(F) Money?
(G) Mail?
(H) Remote Controls?
(I) Keys?
(J) Toys?
(K) Other?

(4) Where Do You:
(A) Poop?
(B) Wee-Wee?

(5) Do You Like To Bite Or Nibble: (If Yes, What And Who)
(A) Arms?
(B) Fingers?
(C) Hands?
(D) Legs?
(E) Toes?
(F) Feet?
(G) Shins?
(H) Noses?
(I) Ears?
(J) Other?

Chuckle,
Sweet Charity

[Posted in FML 5936]