Mumble, mumble the news hither, thither, and yon.

You've heard, no doubt, of the Great Lebowski, yes? And Clinton's
Extractor, Monica Lewinski, yes? And then there's the lesser Lipinski,
yes?

He's the one who flubbed the dub...and apparently nobody caught it,
so far that he can tell.

He made a mistake and placed the organ that a ferret doesn't have,
the dysfunctional and vestigium sacculus, erronously at the junction
of the stomach and the small intestine.

Omygod!

Were it there internal we all know it would be found at the ileocolic
junction of the small intestine and the ascending colon.

But it ain't there anyhow. As in Shakespeare, here's an example of
Much Ado About Nothing.

BTW, its neither, hither, thither, nor yon, these words meaning
respectively, not on the nearer side, not on the farther side and
not at a distant place in sight.

Kaputtski Lipinski doth Speak.

[Posted in FML 6073]