>For one day only!! On April 1, 2008, if you call Totally Ferret at
>877-545-5462, and make an order of 14.00 or more, AND while you have
>April on the phone, every time you can get her to say "WOW" or Totally
>Ferret". Totally Ferret will donate 1 pound of food to Support Our
>Shelters for each time she says either phrase. So if you can get her
>to say "WOW" or "Totally Ferret" 6 times, they will give Support Our
>Shelters 6 pounds of food. No Cheating! You can't keep her on the
>phone for a long time. It has to happen while you are placing your
>order.
>
>have ammo if anyone needs any. Just email me at [log in to unmask]
>
>Robin

Oh woooow ... LMAO.

April Big-ole-name huh? Okay, give us a reminder the day before April
fools. Even though I mark it on my calendar, I have a habit of not
turning over the page until late.

Let's see, things that might make April say "Wow":

- Travis sure looked good in that loin cloth the other night..
- I'm thinking of going to the Walmart with "the sisters" from
  California at the next Symposium in Pittsburgh ...
- Did you know Linda Iroff loves her fortune to be read through ferret
  poop slammed on her table?
- I dreamed that BIG got off an elevator naked at the Vegas symposium
  you know ...
- Alex takes showers with glow in the dark sea life. I oughta know, I
  slept with her and shared in the experience while in KY ...
- Sukie has waddles and if you look closely enough, you might find Bob
  Church hiding in them...
- And lastly? Robin Jones is a professed ice cream whore and steals
  other peoples Pinks' hot dogs!

SLAM THE BOOK

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