Today's the day! Pick up the phone and call April at Totally Ferret. If
you can WOW her, Totally Ferret will donate a pound of food to SOS.
That's right - you just have to get her to say either WOW or TOTALLY
FERRET while you are placing your minimal $14 order. Got a full
cupboard? How about donating it to your favorite shelter? Or, to a
friend who is down on their luck? Or a special birthday present? Or,
ask April to have SOS send it to a shelter on their list.

Can you pronounce April big-ol'-name's last name (Pietroiacovo)? THAT
would wow her! Do you know who has been her special guest for the past
three months? Hmmm? Or do you know that today is her birthday? Wow!
Wow! Wow! That number is: 1-877-545-5462. You MUST speak to April to
get this deal!

1-877-545-5462 on Mountain Time (Denver area). 1-877-545-5462.
1-877-545-5462. I'm calling in my order for a friend - April already
has the freezer here filled with Totally Fruit Complete. What's that,
April? It's Totally FERRET, you say, NOT Totally Fruit? My mistake -
chaching!

-- 
Renee Downs
It's amazing how much can be accomplished if nobody cares who gets the
credit!
"The most effective way to do it, is to do it." Amelia Earhart
Ferret Emergency Response, Rescue & Evacuation Team (F.E.R.R.E.T.)
http://www.ferretemergency.org
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International Ferret Congress
http://www.ferretcongress.org
American Red Cross
http://www.redcross.org

[Posted in FML 5929]