I'm the only one who's still awake and dooking, so I guess I'll answer
your questions.....the others don't know what they're missing!

(1) What Is Your:
(A) Name? Bear
(B) Sex? I'm a boy!
(C) Age? A very young four....soon to be five.

(2) Do You Have A Favorite: (If Yes, What Or Who)
(A) Hooman? My mama...unless my dad is around.
(B) Food? Chicken...or beef...or chicken....
(C) Treat?  Absolutely!
(D) Toy?  My stuffed lamb...just don't tell anyone, okay?
(E) Blanket?  I love blankies!
(F) Hammock?  Yup, I love hammies too!
(G) Sleep Sack?  My mama makes us the best sleep sacks!  Mine's red.
(H) Bed?  Who needs a bed when you have hammies and sleep sacks.
(I) Pet?  Does my stuffed lamb count?
(J) Other?  Did I mention that I love chicken?

(3) Do You Steal And/Or Stash Hooman: (If Yes, What)
(A) Clothing?  Do Mom's slippers count as clothing?
(B) Food?  Have I mentioned chicken?
(C) Treats?  The whole container if I can get it away from Dad!
(D) Bank Card? No, then Mom couldn't buy treats....
(E) Check Book?  Same as above, silly...
(F) Money?  Come on...
(G) Mail?  Why would I want the bills?
(H) Remote Controls?  Dad never lets go of it...
(I) Keys?  No, Mom needs those to go buy treats!
(J) Toys?  Only my lamb...the others don't understand that he belongs
    in my sleep sack!
(K) Other?  no.

(4) Where Do You:
(A) Poop?  In my litter box like the good boy that I am!
(B) Wee-Wee?  Did I mention that I'm a good boy?

(5) Do You Like To Bite Or Nibble: (If Yes, What And Who)
(A) Arms?  Never!
(B) Fingers?  Absolutely not!
(C) Hands?  No way!
(D) Legs?  I'm a good boy, remember?
(E) Toes?  Only if Mom isn't paying enough attention to me!
(F) Feet?  My brother Sam does that, but not me!
(G) Shins?  That would be Bandit...
(H) Noses?  Not a chance!
(I) Ears?  I'd be in lots of trouble if I did that...
(J) Other?  If I bit or nibbled, Mom might not give me chicken...
    or buy treats....

[Posted in FML 5937]