Dear Ms. Sara,
 
Yanno, I am in California, and I like meeting new folk.
:::::diggin toe in carpet::::
I know I am a old fella, and don't quite have the pazazz that Tonks
has. But Momma still says I am a hubba hubba. Won't you come see me?
Consider dis a invitation. Mommy says she sent your our phone number.
If Tonks would stay off it and quit callin Izzy we could talk on da
phone too. Do you like Foamy Fries? I will share wif you.
 
Your friend,
Petey TPO
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[Posted in FML 5587]