Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

WALKIN' WITH A FERRET DOWN MY PANTS

Hear my cries, are you listnin' ?
Oh my tears they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail but to no avail.
Walkin with a ferret in my pants!.


Gone away is the old skin,
Here to stay is the "NU-SKIN"
I'll heal up strong as we form a bond.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!


To my knee that fuzzy fert is climbing,
But to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my thigh now,
But slides again while taking off my hide!


Later on, by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what they've done,
Oh heck, it was FUN!
Walking with a ferret in my pants!


S.Pyron
11/24/07

[Posted in FML 5800]