To Alexandra,

All I can say is, No mercy at all for the infirmed. Laughed myself
silly reading your suggestion for Kim Fox to use Tool Handle Dip to
coat her cast so she could shower without worry of turning that leg
immobilizing device into a stinking, rotting, mildew encrusted
encasement.

And the use of a Swiffer mop was just too much. To use it to shower
with to reach any place that needed Swiffering. Yep, showed no mercy
to poor infirmed Kim. Hate to think what you would suggest if she had
a cast on both legs and a broken collar bone. Put her on a skewer and
roast her?

Maybe Kim could contact the Tool Handle Dip company, along with the
Swiffer company and make a commercial about the new uses for their
products. Might just have the last laugh if she gets royalty on two
commercials.

And Kim, when is that thing coming off? Maybe you should ship it to
Alexandra as a remembrance. Just be sure it is stinking, rotting and
mildew encrusted when you send it to her. Don't want her to forget
what you had to hobble around on for the past month.

Gerald Eiden in NW IL

[Posted in FML 5510]