I can't imagine anyone taking the diet mountain dew commercial
seriously. However when people mention the ad to me at work I like to
point out that it says "ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears".
Then I tell them that I have never even seen a Ferret and a grizzly
bear together, but if it were to ever happen, I am pretty sure the
Ferret would just look at the grizzly as a really big toy and jump on
it and try to stuff it under a dresser or something.

Ken Nyren, 13/8/2007

[Posted in FML 5699]