The Oracle has spoken, her choice for the best caption to the Big &
Leka contest is..............:::::drum roll:::::

10. My question is ...where is the REAL Big.....anyone can tell that is
a blowup doll, just take a close look you can see that she is not quite
finished blowing him up yet....I think she has a plan for that doll,
maybe she is going to smuggle him into California to help with Fish and
Game. Submitted by Beverly Jones

Honorable mentions are:

9. And for my next trick, watch me pull a ferret out of my nose.
Submitted by [log in to unmask]
sorry she didn't leave her name.

5. BIG is strapped for cash, and he has never liked his nose. He can't
afford a board-certified plastic surgeon, so he is investigating
Black-Market Rhinoplasty. You know how when people go for a nose job,
they get to see a 'before' and a hypothetical 'after' photo of the
possible post surgical result? Well, BIG is shopping cheap. Really
cheap. He is going to have his nose done by a plastic surgeon's weasel
at a greatly reduced rate of service. What you seee there is the
"after" picture that the plastic surgeon took to show BIG what kind of
result he can expect. Yes, that's what you can reasonably anticipate
looking like when a pygmy wolverine perforates your nose.If BIG wants
to look at a few more "after" results he should take a look at Sukie
and Renee Downs. I don't know who did Sukie's work, but Puma did Renee
Downs. Submitted by Alexandria Sargent-Coburn.

We had 27 captions submitted, each one was a hoot! Thank you everyone
for joining in the fun and helping to celebrate the 20th Anniversary
of the FML and saying thanks to our beloved BIG.

Hey BIG, rumor has it you were hanging out in Times Square with Leka
last week. Is there any truth to this?
 
Robin Jones
http://www.skweezeme.net

[BIG's note: Times Square? Riker's Island prison maybe. But Leka
would escape, I'm sure. BIG]

[Posted in FML 5826]