From 1992 (How many here had ferrets in '92?  LOL!  :-)  ):

Deck the halls with misplaced feces
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
Scent marking is in our species
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
Burrow now in your apparel
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
While you sing this ferret carol
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la

We will kiss you and seem so sweet
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
Then we'll groom the veins on your feet
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
We will tell you that we're so good
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
We do just what mustelids should
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la

Now we'll kiss you till you are raw
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
Then we'll drag off your new hack saw
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
We will keep you safe and happy
Fa la la la la   la   la   la   la
'Cause ferrets make good people sappy


Sukie (not a vet)
Current FHL address:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ferrethealth
People can join there or can send a blank mail to the automated
joining address:
[log in to unmask]
and then follow the directions.
(The second is recommended for those having problems with Yahoogroups
web settings, and afterward send a blank mail from your subscribed
address to
[log in to unmask]
to get the digest instead of individual mails. )
Recommended ferret health links:
http://pets.groups.yahoo.com/group/ferrethealth/
http://ferrethealth.org/archive/
http://www.afip.org/ferrets/index.html
http://www.miamiferret.org/fhc/
http://www.ferretcongress.org/

[Posted in FML 5459]