I'm often asked by new ferret owners "How can I tell my ferret is
deaf?"

First off, certain colourations of ferrets are prone to deafness.
"Pandas" and "Blazes" are deaf 75% of the time.

Secondly, using the latest scientific methods I will teach you how to
test your ferret for deafness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVMVsOAG5ng

Laura aka Dr. Ferretocious ;)

[Posted in FML 5749]